I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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