what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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