Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
no, he came in my armpit
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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