I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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