It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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