I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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