i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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