Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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