THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Come see our sink grown plant.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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