I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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