you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'