her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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