I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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