You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.