mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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