The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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