Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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