Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
