Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Fuck appropriateness.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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