Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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