it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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