Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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