i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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