im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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