You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.