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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  you were grabbing cocks left and right

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  you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Whoa, Gary Coleman died

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  Whatchu talkin bout?!?!

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  Too soon.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away

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• (206): View more from Washington

  be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.

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