are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
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let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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