does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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