Fuck appropriateness.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize