He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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