Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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