used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Someone came in the potted fern
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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