Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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