Having a random hookup so left but love u
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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