how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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