Are we in a gay sports bar?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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