The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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