do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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