Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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