Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
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