I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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