Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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