Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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