Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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