Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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