Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Randomize
