is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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