forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
