Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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