I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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