I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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