Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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