I hope mine doesn't look like that
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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