And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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