So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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