Fuck appropriateness.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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