Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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